My Entire Beauty Maintenance Calendar at 49
I'd Like To Thank Myself

My Entire Beauty Maintenance Calendar at 49

B2Upper-intermediateOctober 13, 202624 min
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This is my entire beauty maintenance calendar at 49, every single thing I do to stay hot as fuck, from what happens every morning and night out to the stuff I only do a few times a year. What I do, in what order, how often, and what I skip when I just cannot be bothered. Get The High Maintenance Planner now!Join The Vanity Club. Where women over 40 come to look hot AF. No apologies. No judgmentRewritten’s Show The Face Up Serum. The serum I built when I turned 40 and refused to disappear. Use code MYSELF for 15% of...

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I lift weights by candlelight and sleep on a pillowcase with copper in it. I know, I'm a lot. You asked for my entire beauty maintenance calendar and how I fit in all the crazy things that I do, so today I'm giving it to you.

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I'm going to share what I do, in what order, how often, and also the things that I skip when I just cannot fucking be bothered. So let's start with what happens every single day and then we'll work our way out to the step that I only do a few times a year.

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Hi, friend. I'm Cynthia Garcia and this is I'd Like to Thank Myself. So my morning starts with me waking up, grabbing a face wipe from my nightstand, wiping my face, and then immediately reaching for my red light mask and my red light neck mask.

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