Projectile Culture
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Projectile Culture

B2Upper-intermediateOctober 22, 20261 min
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I don't think so, honey, you working out with all your jewelry on.

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And I'm like, guys, what if something falls off and this is another installment in becoming a projectile culture? I don't think so, honey, you working out with all your jewelry on. Like, I'll be at boot camp and literally on the treadmill next to me will be a woman in full earrings, bangles and more. Literally yesterday, I was at the Hollywood location, a woman's earrings fell in, the guy next to me watches, bracelets.

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and a necklace. The guy on the other side of me, a necklace. And I'm like, guys, what if something falls up? This becomes a projectile. And this is another installment in becoming a projectile culture. This is why you always wear seat belts. I don't care if you think you're going to be safe. If there's an accident, you become a projectile. If there's an accident, I don't think so, honey.

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When you're a Kootra monster flying everywhere and your earring, mama on tread sticks, Becomes a projectile take the earrings off put them in the locker. They provide for you I don't like jewelry and every all these things watch flying around. I don't think so Yeah, not during group fitness. I don't think so honey. That's one minute

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