#3479 Below Deck Med S11E08 Part Two: Come From Away

Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed it's right there and without further ado let's get right back into the recap so then um coop is telling cat that luke is leaving but she can't say nothing okay

and now we're in the tiny walk-in fridge and joy and luke are testing with they're toasting with red bulls and he's like so i'm gonna leave it's like what why are you gonna leave i think it's best i'm leaving today she's like oh because you fucked up and you think it's too much tension or what?

Ah, well, do you think it's best for you? It is not best for me. He's like,

yes, well, here's all I want to say. I would like to ejaculate

somewhere right now. How do you feel about that? Our paths will cross again because that's bullshit.

He's like, look, I know you're angry, but you can't be angry

at me for this. She's like, oh, well, you didn't come to me

to make decisions you made on your own. So, whatever. This is Miss Smith.

Goodbye. Joy, think about your words again. You didn't come to me. So, I like that she's like, whatever.

Goodbye. And she's like... Yeah, but she's saying that she regrets being hard on him because she was hoping that they could fix things during the season. Well, then I'm glad you were given a blocker.

Yeah, seriously. So, then everyone gets into whites for guests to disembark. and Amy tells Amy's whole thing, Suzanne's whole thing

is she wants to walk off with Will so Amy's like okay we're going to kick off all the guys so that way Suzanne and Will can walk off separately so Amy's like

hey guys so good morning I just want you to know that Suzanne has made a choice I won't say who it is

but she has made a choice they're like it's the guy who's not here is it Will the only one who's not here well I can't I can either confirm or deny

but you all have to get off the boat because now you're reduced down to the level of vermin. Okay. Please leave. Please leave as soon as possible. Yeah, this is tacky as fuck. Suzanne doesn't even come out and say, everybody, thank you so much. It was so nice meeting you. I've made a choice in it. Or like, hey, guys,

thanks so much. It's been great meeting all of you. Bye. Nothing? She just- Yeah, I thought that was so tacky. She just hides in her room and kicks them off. That's tacky as fuck, Suzanne. Damn. Unless it's, unless it's like a thing where like, um, they just didn't show us, but I was like, wow, they just kick off these guys.

So then, um, so Asia's like, well, it's a little bit awkward. Let's just get them off this boat as soon as possible. And then, uh, Coop is, uh, you know, they're, they're docking and Coop is telling Jen that they're down a deckhand. And Jen's like, what do you, what do you mean?

And Coop is like, Luke's leaving. She's like, oh shit. When? I'm actually glad if I'm being honest.

And she's like, wow, wasn't expecting that. I felt like Luke was too cocky to ever admit his mistakes and leave the boat. And it makes me like have just like the idiots bit of respect for him. But like, it's literally microscopic as big as a tardigrade, even smaller.

And then like, they show a tardigrade on screen. Someone in post was like, I've been waiting to use this tardigrade effect for years. Finally, I've had this screenshot on my desktop for six years. never been able to use it uh her parents are at home like well she is pretty embarrassing

but she did say tardigrade on camera so that's something we are we are happy as two as two of the leading tardigrade scientists in york city this does make us proud oh god i wasn't supposed to tell nobody now everybody knows i'm terrible at this shit so suzanne leaves with will um for this relationship that's never gonna happen

and uh then we go to the main salon for the tip meeting was that not the hardest charter ever two times in a row jeez talk about the stamina of this group wow just you know but your hard effort just it was it just got over everything just everywhere everywhere everything it was just a big puddle of hard effort so good job everyone and uh you know and joy's like yes it was real challenge and the

child humbled me a lot yeah well i think you handled it like a champ sorry that's american slang for champion so there you go and luke and i just luke do you have anything you want to say you want to come forward about anything luke uh well uh it's been such an honor uh to work with you. You're such a high

performing team. Bam, bam. Thank you, ma'am. I wish you the best. I think the right thing for me to do is leave.

The same water that boils an egg is the same water that softens a potato.

And you've given me the best mix of what? What? The same water that boils an egg is the

same water that could have cleaned those sheets. What the fuck are you talking about now you're into boiling water what are you in this metaphor what is the metaphor i mean it's a it's like a i i see what you're trying to say but like i mean i understand the metaphor but i don't

it's not a great metaphor it's not very fascinating the the boiled egg it hardens the egg but it softens the potato are you and why are you talking about getting hard and soft in the meeting that you're quitting for getting hard too much. The same egg that boils is the same egg that turns into mayonnaise. And the same mayonnaise that goes into the egg and the potato is the same

mayonnaise that coats the dill. And the same salt that seasons the potatoes. Hey, are you just trying to make potato salad? I am. Yes. So wait, in one of these examples, you're getting something hard. But in the other example, you're taking something that is hard and turning it soft. I just don't know what to make of all of this, but I'm still just thinking of your boner.

Okay. Can we just do something else? Why are you rubbing your head on the coffee table? It's just something behind my ear.

I just, that feels good. That feels good.